This is what this site is about: people doing odd things with their dicks. We’ve posted so many already, but there is no shortage of them. People do a lot of strange stuff things with their dicks.
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This is what this site is about: people doing odd things with their dicks. We’ve posted so many already, but there is no shortage of them. People do a lot of strange stuff things with their dicks.
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The one with the cd.. wow that’s small
That is messed. I like to treat mine a bit nicer.
From a very young age, I’ve realized that my penis and balls are my favorite toys. It’s been really handy, having them with me all this time. But that’s about to change.
Anyway, I’ve shared my big, thick penis (which is named Elmo) with men and women friends who have put him through doors in place of door knob locksets, dressed up in costumes as various characters, and even doing some incredibly risky things, like packing Elmo in ice for over 6 hours at a time. I have photos I would be happy to share.
Oh, and the time that’s approaching? Elmo and his balls are going to be surgically removed from me, then preserved (plastinated) and put on display in a museum. All the arrangements have been taken care of.
So you might say the last place I am putting my penis and balls – in their display case in a museum – is out of the ordinary.