Penises Uncut

We got some submissions of stuff crammed into foreskins, so here’s a whole post of it, proving the purpose of them isn’t just protection of the glans.

Yet Again, More Dicks in Fruit

Today, I’m posting a little more of what made this site what it is today: more pictures of dicks inside various pieces of fruit.

Penis Pokey Part 2

The first post of pictures from Penis Pokey got a lot of attention. People wrote in and asked for more, but, more importantly, some people sent in pictures, so here is another post of Penis Pokey pictures.

Ass-Shaped Penis Head

Earlier, we showed the girl who has an  ass that looks like a penis. This is the opposite counterpart.

Post-Christmas Post

I really meant to get this out before Christmas, but things got a little hectic. It’s still sort of the holiday season, though. At least everyone now has plenty of time to enjoy this post before next year. That’s what I’ll tell myself.

Without further (as if it could be any longer) ado: the Post-Christmas Theme Post.

Famous Dicks: Ron Jeremy

Another of the most famous dicks on the planet belongs to Ronald Hyatt, better known as Ron Jeremy. Though his penis has been appearing in magazines and films since the late 70s and still continues to do so, its star status has more to do with Jeremy’s personality than the longevity of his career.

It’s hard to believe the fact that a man who has appeared in over 2000 porn movies was once a special ed teacher, but that’s how it happened. Ron Jeremy moved to New York and tried to make a living as an actor, which didn’t work out (at least not in the way he intended then). He spent some time starving until his girlfriend got him a gig in Playgirl magazine and he found that his dick could put food on the table.

Ron Jeremy built a fan following with his sense of humor and easy-going attitude. Of course, these characteristics, together with a very long career in adult films, have put him in some odd roles. Roles we don’t see other porn stars doing. His popularity brought him work outside of the porn industry as well. He has appeared in a number of mainstream movies and television shows, written books, given speeches, and even advertising for PETA—yes, that PETA. Once again, as strange as that sounds, Ron Jeremy trumps it with the assortment of sex-related products he hawks. We can’t blame him, though. He knows what it’s like to go hungry and learned an important lesson: With the right disposition and the right kind of dick, that appendage can make one money. There’s no doubt, Ron Jeremy is one of the best, and with his continued popularity and activity, he will keep adding to his portfolio, ensuring his will remain one of the most famous dicks in the world.

Anti-penises

As a supplement to the small penises post, this one shows the extreme of that topic. They are the penises that are so small they have collapsed in on themselves like black holes. They are the anti-penises.

There Can’t Be Big Penises Without Small Ones

While the issue of size dominates the topics related to penises, all the focus is on one end of the spectrum, but since there can’t be “big” without “small”, here’s a post from the other side of penis sizes: the small.

Penis Pokey: A DICKture Book

Someone, who obviously noticed tendencies both to take comical pictures of penises and to stick them in things, has made a book to accomplish both of these goals.

It goes without saying, because of its aforementioned inherent marketablitiy,  that the book has generated many photographic examples of its use.

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More Dicks and Toilet Paper Rolls

The pictures of dicks in toilet paper rolls out there seem to be endless. It’s pretty safe to assume it’s one of the most common things to do with a penis.

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